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Opinion deskNo. 001 — Now accepting questions

You asked for it. Literally.

If you want
my opinion,
you can pay.

Especially if it's about something stupid, asked stupidly, or prompted by something stupid you've just said.

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From A$25
Nuance costs extra.

Honest answersNo free hot takesClarity at market ratesFeelings billed separately

01 / The process

A simple transaction.
A potentially complicated answer.

Iain normally gives these away for free on LinkedIn. But if you want a private opinion—off-feed, on-demand, and addressed to you—this is where to seek it.

  1. Choose your exposure

    Pick the amount of honesty your question can reasonably withstand.

  2. Pay the opinion toll

    Use Ko-fi, then send the question that apparently could not be left unasked.

  3. Receive the verdict

    Iain considers it, replies, and everyone carries on slightly better informed.

02 / Pick your poison

Opinion menu

Transparent pricing for opaque situations.

01Minimal exposure

The Quick Take

A$25

One honest sentence. No context gathering, no softening, no follow-up questions.

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02Most defensible

The Considered Opinion

A$50

A few paragraphs of reluctantly nuanced thinking, with room for the annoying possibility that it depends.

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03Maximum Iain

The Full Iain

A$100

A detailed verdict. Consequences considered. Assumptions interrogated. Absolutely no refunds for hurt feelings.

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All prices are fixed. All answers are subjective. Coincidence? Absolutely.

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03 / Tasteful fine print

You're buying an opinion. That's it.

Payment does not buy agreement, expertise, legal advice, a professionally recognised qualification, guaranteed validation, or emotional aftercare. It buys Iain's honest view, delivered at the selected level of detail.

Replies are sharp, not cruel. If your question needs a doctor, lawyer, therapist, accountant, electrician, or responsible adult, please pay one of those instead.

04 / Final notice

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